Sorry, but Peppy takes the cake with these:
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What I know about women, not much but I will share.
1. Ears are not handles.
2. Do not wipe yourself on the bed linens or the curtains.
3. Stay away from women in trailer parks.
4. In the first months of dating do not let them see you naked with the lights on.
5. Do not make every comment that pops into your head.
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Nearly fell off my chair!
ianc