"R" Rated: Sexual content & slightly mean
I had a good buddy get absolutely hammered one night and he brought a girl back to my place after the bar closed. He was liquored to the max and she was a "10"; cases of beer imo; I mean buck ugly boyz.
The next morning we're all waking up and my pals girl had gone home, but he had her phone number. I tell him she was a babe, a real gorgeous girl. He was all proud of himself. Then I convinced him to invite the girl to this huge BBQ I was hosting for a bunch of friends. There was about 50 people expected; so my buddy calls the girl up and invites her over for the BBQ.
Well of course I prepped everyone else for the big moment and my buddy was absolutely shocked and astonished when she arrived. This girl was buck ugly. She ended up staying there the night and hooked up with another loser that very night, so all was not lost, but the look on my buddies face when she showed up was priceless.