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punch u asian.
apostles trees
comas
semis
colonostomy
back slashers
parent thees
excremetion points

this spell-in thing is outa hands.

and you're not alone. here's an actual copy/paste from a windows help file. it actually DOES make sense, when you add the missing comma:
If the Start Windows Restart when Windows starts check box is checked Windows Restart will start automatically every time Windows is started.

fortunately, the military has better proof-readers than microsoft, and a larger sense of humor:
A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.
- the Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.