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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: a wretched hive of scum and villainy
Posts: 55,652
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I love this new holiday.
This morning at the donut shop I was in and out in under 1 minute with my daily cup of coffee.
Usually it takes at least 5 minutes for the people in front of me to get their cup and add sugar, then more sugar, then more until the coffee turns to syrup. Then stir, and stir, and stir, then taste, then add more sugar, then stir, then taste again and repeat. It's a cultural thing I've been observing for years and frankly, it is anoying.
The freeways were wide open with speeds exceeding the posted speed limit the entire way. usually we are lucky to average 40 mph.
Hopefully these people will stay occupied all day so I can get home in a reasonable amount of time, instead of getting stuck in traffic because of all the criminals on the roads.
It's a shame we can't figure out a way for these people to all congregate in a specific location every day, instead of illegally taking up space and stealing from those who this country legally belongs to.
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