[sammyg2]

That kind of crap wouldn't happen around here.
See, down here we have GAS PEDALS and aren't too wimpy to use them.
A bunch of cyclists start banging on my car? They go under the wheels. Simple as that. I also have reverse and know how to use it too just in case they start throwing stuff as I drag their friends down the street.
Justifiable as in: "Your honor, they were threatening me and my wife with violence. I feared for our lives and did the only thing I could do to ensure our safety, I ran over a couple hundred of em".

All it would take is one or two of those and these critical mass-tards would wise up.