One time a neighbor's cat got into my garage. i was cleaning an old carburetor and had a pan of gasoline on the ground and when I turned around, there was this stupid little cat lapping up that gasoline!
i yelled and it jumped back with it's hair all standing up in back, let out a cry and started running around the garage as fast as it could possibly run.
After about 4 times around it stopped, shook a little, then fell over flat on the concrete.
No, it wasn't dead, just out of gas
I know I know, sick.