[MRM]

This thread has inspired me to take stock of my own life and how I am spending it. After considerable thought, I am going rededicate my life to the problem highlighted by this thread: apostrophe abuse and neglect. No more will apostrophes be randomly tacked onto its and theirs without the possessive plural. No more will theyre, there and their offend the eye sans apostrophe without protest. Your and you're will no longer be confused with the Apostrophe Defender around. Infinitives may still be split as Apostrophe defender leaves prepositions hanging where no man has gone before, but the humble apostrophe will be protected!