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Local P.D. gets a need assistance call to a nearby strip mall. Tree crew is in the area out front running large gas powered wood chipper trailer, taking care of a downed tree out by the parking lot. Foreman notices guy in a full Superman costume wander out of the strip mall store and sit down at the curb.

Superman rolls up a sleeve while the crew is sort of half watching, Superman thwacks his arm and sticks a needle in, juices up with something.

Superman sits a minute, stands to his feet, takes a few deep breaths and runs with arms outstretched and beat red face diving straight into the back of the wood chipper feed.

Foreman says "not on my shift!" and jams the chipper in reverse spitting Superman back out onto the pavement. Superman has about 800 cuts and is stuck with all kinds branches...

Unbelievable.