[KnowMan]

Gee-eee-zzz. Now you've done it.

You made me drool all over myself, dammit. I also wet my spanky pants.

So. Just as I'm feeling like a Carnation Cow, completely content with my primitive little R11S. Just when I thought I'd never again pine over anything with two-wheels. Just when I'd realized that my new sneak . . . uh, er, running shoes are faster than I am. Just when I'd said to myself, "Self, I don't give a rat's ass about any of these new naked-nasty-raucous-expensive-street-hooligan-lookatmelookatmelookatme-machines" figuring that it's all simply another 'rage du jour.' Just when I began thinking I'm a little too old for those short bursts of 100+ on the '02 BCP anytime I could do so without risking a 'safe driving award.' Moan.

Okay. So now, I'm back on my feet, almost recovered from a myracardial infarc, with a clean pair of u-trou and clean jeans. And I'm thinking, "Did I just fall off a tuna boat? Why can't I remember my mother's maiden name? Where the f*** have I been? If I'm using The Google and driving around The Internets every day, how'd I miss this black beauty?"

All right. Sure. I admit being a dim H4. But can you please tell me where these pics came from? Is this machine real? Is it a one-off, never-to-be-built prototype? Or is it a limited production track bike? Is it -- or anything close -- destined be a production thing? If I give you my Curvey ElderBerry Smartphone, can I have one?

Does 'EICMA' stand for 'Express Import Coming to My Address' ???

Enlighten me or redirect me, if there's a source for more info on this 'eicma' . . .