Hey, other 'Ted'. If you like 'Theodore' so much, why do you go by 'Ted'??? LOL
Lemme see...how 'bout this peer-tease when I was younger:
Instead of 'Theodore', it was 'The-Odor', preceded by "Do you smell something? Oh, it's just The-odor." LOL...pretty clever, actually. Gotta hand it to the guy who thought of that one. And, of course, I retaliated in kind.
Which reminds me, I gotta give my parents a hard time about that again next I see 'em...