later today i will print out an official looking piece of paper with my logo at the top (and a reference to Page 4), stating that my pick-up truck has 1000+ horsepower...and the weight will be 210 kegs, wet or dry, sunny or cloudy, warm or cold.
then i will sell the truck on craigslist and get a gazillion dollars.
shoulda thought o' this a long time ago...
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'04 R1100s. I changed a couple o' things.
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