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Q: Can you tell me if it has been dropped? 12-Mar-09
A: No girl would be willing to drop this sexy beast, no matter how much it stays out partying late and coming home smelling like another girl's perfume.
Q: Has it got bulk herbs? 12-Mar-09
A: Mega herbs bro.
Q: hello does it come with chuck yeagers autograph? i rather suspect that that would substantially increase the value of this "rare collectable" yes i know what the picture of the throttle on the side cover means but i am not going to tell you because im not well today 12-Mar-09
A: I think I better consult the head Quik-E-Mart store that Homer and Apu visited...I think they'll help me with the information regarding the throttle picture. Thankyou, please come again.
Q: Hi. Can you please tell me what the awesomeness economy is like. I had a postie in the past but because I could not keep up the required awesomeness to keep it running so had to sell it to Robbie Maddo' 12-Mar-09
A: It gets about 32 miles per awesome, more if you hold your tongue on the right angle.
Q: Hi mate, This beast is off its face! Can you gaurantee that if I blip the throttle that she wont flip me off and ghostie itself into the nex suburb? If so I will need to up grade from Safety thongs too at least some Sandles. 12-Mar-09
A: Sandals would be a good safety option, but if you wear Crocs the bike will deliberately ride under a throat-height monkey bar in the nearest playground.
Q: I think i saw this bike once. It was so deadly I went blind. Is this the same bike as i cannot see it now because of the blindness it caused me. If i buy this bike can i ride it in reverse really fast to go back in time to restore my sight? Help me see again. 12-Mar-09
A: Sorry man, the bike only performs faith-healing for $4.95 a minute, rates may be higher from public and mobile telephones.
Q: Hey Dao, Could you please let me know the cubic measurements of the awesomeness as im trying find out the shipping costs also you claim that it could deliver mail a month too early does this make it possible to use this postie a time machine, does it run on normal unleaded or depleted uranium?? Thanks 12-Mar-09
A: It runs on a mixture of discarded toilet paper and faith.
Q: It appears your claims to awesomeness are well founded. Please, may I ask if you happened to "test-spin" the rear wheel at about 2.15pm today, as I felt that time stood still around then for about 20 seconds? PS with regards to advice about Occy straps from retinas to handlebars, they do have a tendency to let go rather violently when released, and that might be a little bit rough on your handlebars, FWIW... 12-Mar-09
A: At the time I 'test-spun' the rear wheel, twelve moose on exactly the opposite side of the world from me spontaneously exploded. The mess was horrendous.
Q: You say you landed in McDonalds in Bendigo after you operated the ejector seat, so do fries come with it? 12-Mar-09
A: Nah man, my wallet was in the pink basket on the handlebars, not in my pocket. I've taken the pink basket off the bike now, I need it for a 'project'.
Q: Would you be willing to trade this bike for two weeks worth of sex with my horse? I will bring you the horse myself. 12-Mar-09
A: Is the horse's name Kinky Kelly? I'll gladly be the sexy stud.
Q: Does the bike have enough room to fit a bell on it? I need a bike with a bell. Ding Ding.. 11-Mar-09
A: There is enough room on these handlebars to fit at least 15 bells. If you really feel like it, you could tow the bell from the Vatican City behind the bike on a trailer.
Q: Oh sure, you're machine is obviously and indeed, quite awesome. However, I see a great many bikes advertised here also claiming stratospheric degrees of awesomeness. Some more optimistic and sadly, less honest than others. Do you have any certificate, chart, written testimony or a more, I don't know... tangible measure as to the precise awesomeness of this machine? I mean, I don't want to be handing over tens of thousands of dollars, only to find that the degree of awesomeness is actually less than expected now, do I? 11-Mar-09
A: This bike actually wrote the screenplay for the movie Donnie Darko. Need any more convincing?
Q: hey thanks, you've made my day. do you reckon you could package this into a shiping container and drop it of at atlantis for me? 11-Mar-09
A: Yeah man I could easily drop it off there, my mate Plato has an apartment there that you could pick it up from.
Q: Hey mate just wondering if you have a super awesome helmet to go with the bike, we a re just worried about whiplash! Eyeballs turning back in there sockets and the g force look! How many slabs per kilometre does the bike run on and can i recycle the fuel and drink it if im thirsty.. also do i get a years free subscription of awesomeness! Debbie 11-Mar-09
A: If you buy this, I'll transfer the remainder of my 24-month awesomeness susbcription across to you. You can also simply hook some octopus straps between your retinas and the handlebars, to prevent eye-roll.
Q: Nice description. Did you enter the hardcore postie challenge, the regualar one or none at all on it? Does it do wheel spins big enough for chicks to get boners? Thanks, Richard. 10-Mar-09
A: Yo! No I didn't enter the hardcore postie challenge, my bike is too awesome for that. When the wheels spin, it actually rotates the earth in the opposite direction under you.