[Normy]

The name that my "wonderful" parents saddled me with. My dad's fault actually.

-Prior to my birth, my parents agreed that if I was male, I was to be named Michael James. My birth wasn't the easiest process in the world; I nearly died and my mother had bleeding. While she was unconscious, my dad was presented the birth certificate. Me made me a "jr" by putting his own name on the birth certificate. I spent two weeks in the hospital, and my mom to this day makes great sport of pointing out that she still wasn't talking to him when they brought me home. She actually talked to an attorney about a divorce, but never followed up.

Since the paperwork had already gone through, they left it as is. Mom got a full house of her favorite Ethan Allen furniture two years later~

THINK when you name your kids; I caught soooo! much crap in school because of this stupid name! I don't know what my grandmother was thinking when she gave it to my dad.

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