[masraum]

Originally Posted by Icemaster

Guys walks into my office and says "I just scratched my nuts, then licked my finger by mistake. Now I can't get this taste out of my mouth."

That's something that you don't tell anyone.

I had a guy that I worked with tell me a couple of things, that aren't that weird, but you probably shouldn't tell folks. A little background, he gets on everyone's nerves, he's about 5'8" or 5'9" and has little man's disease.

We're both sitting in another guy's office. He's got his feet up on the guy's desk. I'm looking at his shoes and say "Did you get those shoes in the girls' department?" His answer, "No, they used to be Jess's." (Jess is his wife). Holy crap!

Another time, for whatever reason, the men's restroom comes up. There are two stalls, one is big (handicapped stall) and one is small. The handicapped toilet is as usual, taller than normal. In the conversation, most folks agree that they use the handicapped stall. It's nice and roomy. That's when he tells us that he always uses the small stall because the other toilet puts his legs to sleep. What? Yeah, it's tall and my legs dangle so it cuts the circulation off to my lower legs. Holy crap, he tells us his legs dangle when he's sitting on the John so his legs go to sleep. He wasn't that short, I didn't think, but maybe he sit weirdly on the toilet, I don't know. But you don't tell people that your legs dangle unless you're a midget.