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Originally Posted by equality72521
A guy I worked with came in with a tight spiral ring burned into the end of his nose. I looked at him strangely and he said "I was checking to see if my car's cigarette lighter worked".
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Anyone I know...
Youg guy in lust and wanting everyone to know how much he's getting it, walks into my office and says "You know, everytime I take my pants down to take a crap, I smell my girlfriend."
I said nothing and pointed at the door.
Another -
Person walks into my office -
Me - "So hows the carpool thing working out?"
Her - "I can't get anyone to join up...they keep canceling out."
Me - "Maybe they just don't like the way you drive.."
Her - "Can't see why not, I'm the best ride in town."
Another - Not mine - second hand:
In a meeting,
Man - (happens to be South African) to a group of mixed company - "I've got some data on that topic I can share..."
Woman - "Great! Can I get a copy of it please?"
Man - "Sure, just give me a stiffy and it's all yours."
"Stiffy" is slang for 3.5" floppy disks in some countries, including South Africa. I guess as opposed to "floppy".