[cmccuist]

We had a guy kinda like that at the refinery where I used to work. We called him the keymaster. He gave out keys to just about every lock in the entire refinery - offices, trailers, buildings...

He used to jack with everyone and seemed like a bitter old man. One Christmas I brought him a nice pen and pencil set as a gift from my company (we were contractors). I thought the guy was going to weep right there. Apparently no one had ever done anything nice for him in his life. Turns out he wasn't bitter, just everyone treated him like dirt, so he responded in kind.

Lubey, your guy just sounds like an a-hole. He needs to be broken.