[sammyg2]

A young man was hitch-hiking down a country road along with his dog which was on a leash.
A bright red new Porsche 911 came around the corner and slowed to a stop right in front of the hitch-hiker. The driver of the exotic sports car informed the youth that he would be happy to give him a ride but would not allow a dog in his Porsche.

The young man says "that's all right, he can run along beside us".

The driver chuckled and said " this is a Porsche 911, no dog in the world can keep up with it.

The young man insisted that this dog could do it easily.
The driver, with a devilish grin on his face, says "OK, lets go".

They both climbed into the car, being careful not to scratch the new leather seats.
The driver started out carefully in 1st gear and took the car up to 20 mph. He looked over to the passenger who was holding the leash out the window, and asked "how is your dog?"

"Oh, he's just fine" answered the passenger.
Not believing what he had just heard, the driver accellerated and shifted to 2nd gear, now travelling 45 mph. "How's your dog now?" he asked with a slightly evil tone.

"Oh, he is really running now, his little legs are a blur".

The Porsche driver accellerated to 60 mph and repeated the question, and recieved the same reply.

All he could think of was that there was no way that little dog could still be there.
He suddenly slammed on the brakes, jumped out of the car, and ran around to see if there really was still a dog on the other end of the leash.

He was shocked to see that there was. He asked the dog's owner, "hey, what kind of dog is that? I've never seen one like it. What is that big pink thing around his neck?"

"Oh, that's his butt hole, he aint used to them Porsche brakes" :-)