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Or how about the Al Unser Jr. steering wheel technique. First, drink a lot. Then let your girlfriend drive you home. Then, grab a hold of the steering wheel (3 o'clock position with your left hand). Wait for your girlfriend to punch you for trying to drive while she's driving. Then, punch her back. Then, make her pull over and leave her by the side of the road. Drive home (using proper 9/3 o'clock technique). Wait for an hour or so until the police arrive and start to ask questions. Then, forget that you have a girlfriend until they get really pushy. Remember that you did have a girlfriend until she got out of the car.
That's the Al Unser Jr. steering wheel technique. It's usually followed by 30 days of treatment before you're allowed to touch a steering wheel again.
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Bruce Herrmann
97 C4S
'04 330i
'08 Cayenne S
'07 4.8 X-5
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