[Scuba Steve]

This reminds me of the Log commercial from Ren and Stimpy

What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back?
It's Log! Log! Log!
It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og
It's big, it's heavy
It's wood!
It's Lo-og, Lo-og
It's better than bad
It's good!!!
Everyone want's a log
You're gonna love it Log.
Come on and get your log.
Everyone needs a log.