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God offered a man one wish.
"I've always been afraid to fly and dream of visiting Hawaii. My wish is for a bridge from LA to Honolulu"
God said, that's ridiculous..."there's no way I'm going to build a bridge all the way to Hawaii. Way too much work. Wish for something else".
"Okay...teach me how to understand women".
God...."Did you want one lane, or two?"
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Mike
“I wouldn’t want to live under the conditions a person could get used to”. -My paternal grandmother having immigrated to America shortly before WWll.
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