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Some Jillian Michaels facts:

Jillian Michaels is the only woman on the planet that can take a man's virginity more than once. And she TAKES it, there is no asking.

Jillian Michaels is the one who actually bit off Evander Holyfield's ear, but the networks feared Jillian's wrath, so they concocted a story about a washed-up boxer doing it, and got the moon landing people to fake the video.

Jillian Michaels reproduces asexually. When she talks about being fat, it was actually just her doubling in size before dividing. She killed her clone, there can be only one.

Jillian Michaels can make Chuck Norris cry.

Jillian Michales does not mestruate. Instead, she must dine on human blood once a month.

Like Chuck Norris, a beard rub from Jillian Michaels has healing properties.