Admit it, guys !
You just want to intimidate anxious european tourists, so they will cancel their ideas of a vacation in the U.S
Which I just did.
For any US. guy out there who has enough of that police stories:
We can meet about halfway late summer at the Azores.
Azores - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A friendly Portugese-European archipel in the Atlantic Ocean with few guns and a lot of cows of german origin.