David,
My congratulations to Alexander.
I have failed as a parent: have, in the midst of guiding my young son, introduced him to Marines.
Oops.
He now wants to become one.
He has been recruited by VMI (I advert my eyes) and is focused not in the air, where eagles dare, but on the ground, where groundhogs dare
You can have them, raise them, and then this.
Ponderous.