[sammyg2]

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to his buddy.
His buddy asked what's new.
He says, "I just had the worst piece of tail in my life".
His buddy asks, what was it like?
he says, Oh it was great!


Many, many moons ago I worked as a millwright.
We used to "boom out", which means go out of town for a job. Staying in a hotel in a strange town away from the wives/girlfriends etc was like amateur hour. No one knew how to act.
Inevitably the first night out of town, everyone went out and got drunk and tried to be the first one to get "on the books" so to speak. Man did they (not me) go after some ugly ones.

There was an old joke:
Q. what's the difference between a millwright and a cow?
a. A cow won't stay out all night trying to screw a pig.