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My buddy Will, did not give two weeks notice. He waited until Friday, right after lunch. He had purposely taken a **** job, and taken it apart it to the point of no return. He complained of stomach pains and said he had to use the bathroom. He then went into the bathroom, and left his work boots on the ground in front of the toilet, and draped his work pants over the edge of the toilet onto his boots. He locked the stall door, shimmied out from underneath the bathroom stall wall, snuck out of the building, got in his car and went home.
Boss man kept yelling into the bathroom for some time " Come on Will, that car has to go by 3 , are you O.K.? answer me god damnit" Meanwhile we are pissing ourselves laughing out in the shop, he had told a few of us his plan.
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