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You need a dog - a big dog that is protective. Nothing under 50 lbs.

You need a dog to slow an intruder so your wife can grab her gun and pump a few shots into him to slow him further.

Get your wife to the range, and put your house on the market. I may have a 1 on 1 discussion with the neighbor, maybe somewhere far offshore - you have a boat - maybe you need a sharp knife and some crab traps.

Crazy neighbors make great crab bait.
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