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Originally Posted by Gogar

TOM, PLEASE READ THIS AND PAY ATTENTION.



When you buy "apology" flowers, you are subconsciously telling her that:

Everytime she receives flowers, it's because you have done something wrong.

So now, everytime in the future you buy her flowers, even if you are just being cool or you like her or something,

She will be unexplicably underwhelmed and disappointed.

So stop now, if you want to be successful in the 'flowers' game.

Your internet friend,
Gogar.



PS don't complain about flowers. When you get older you may have to do it with jewelry, or new cars.

Advice taken!