Yeah, so I have this fellow in my apartment:
Last-night I was minding my own business, playing Portal (trying to get the Transmission Received achievement) and I hear this baby meowing coming from outside. I looked out the patio screen door and didn't see anything. The girlfriend comes into the living room and has the utmost worst pout in the world on her face. "Can you go find it?"
So 10PM we're outside looking through the bushes for this kitten. We find it with a collar but no tags. We start checking the surrounding apartments but no-one is missing a kitten. We start to approach one of the back-side apartments and a young girl, couldn't be more than 13 years old, comes out and says "Can you just keep it for tonight? My dad says if he finds it inside he's going to kill it. I'm going to take it back to the mall tomorrow."
So we say "Yes, BUT... If you don't come by to get it tomorrow we will find a home for it, because we can't keep it more than 1 night." Kid says "okay." So, no word from the roommate of the kid stopping by, yet. I have a friend who is very interested.
The kitten can't be more than 2 months old. It can eat solid food, I don't think it has been neutered and vaccination history is uncertain.
If the kid doesn't come by tonight, I'm making a ride out to Riverside to deliver 1 said kitten to my friend.
Kind of cute though, huh?