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Originally Posted by flipper35
The dangerous isle is the snack food isle. Some joker is always trying to take the last box of Zingers and it goes south from there. Everyone knows in the frozen food isle you can stuff a double top pizza in your shirt for protection from those little pop rounds. The place I never venture into though is the "ladies" isle. That there has some dangerous critters that'll turn on ya for seemingly no reason.  |
If you want to live Dangerously try the Soda Pop Aisle all the SUGAR JUNKIES are trying to score their next fix. Now if you ask me I would say the Fruit and Veggie section is the safest as all your going to find there is a bunch of passive herbivores grazing. In other words you ain't gona be finding Ted Nugent there...check the Meat counter for Teddy Nugent.