Thank you every one for the input--and the many chuckles! Although I say this through gritted teeth and a great deal of difficulty seeing the keys through the tears...
OK, I am convinced. I will hold out for the real deal.
As for letting the car grow on me, luckily that stage has come and gone. And so I shall keep searching.
Oh yeah, I guess that rules out any of these *****in' hood scoops, too, then...
Just kidding. Please don't ban me.