[mikeesik]

We have 2 cats.
I have essentially always have had a cat.

This cat of yours has been drawn the joker card.-a retard.
Happens even in my neighborhood. Not born but learnt and some here and there as you can see when you go grocery shopping.
It may do better becoming a 'Farm Cat '.
Have a child or 2 and I bet your 'other' will forget about the spleen.