[Zeke]

As a contractor I can say, although wrong, the laminate was installed over the carpet because the carpet was likely glued to the tile. To remove the carpet was to disturb the asbestos (not really , but that's how the EPA nazis see it). So, now the whole floor system should be removed as it should have been before. Let them bag off the kitchen and tear that shc!t out.

With a new subfloor down, you're ready for new laminate or whatever you choose. Consider it a blessing. The hassle is temporary.

I can't help with the cars or the wedding, but I think the guys are right. It will be a good story to tell the grandkids.

Best of luck.