[speeder]

This is easy. Shoot myself out in the woods somewhere and leave a note telling exactly where I'd be. No clean-up for family or some other poor bastard just doing his job, and make it so I'd be collected quickly before getting ripe or some hikers have their day ruined.

I think it would be easier to just flip a switch with the trigger than to swing on a rope or drown. Lights out. No way I'm suffering terminally when old.