[Christien]

I blow really hard into the handset, so it bugs them. But a whistle - that's a good idea!

I've discovered a new game with the outsourced telemarketers. I pretend to be an old man and tell them i'm very interested, but keep on asking them to repeat themselves, or answer a question as though I misunderstood if. Eventually they start to get angry and tell you to f--k off or similar. They say it quietly so their boss and/or co-workers don't head. In my old man voice, I ask them to speak up, I can't hear what you're saying, so if they really want me to hear them swearing, they risk getting busted. It's worked 3 times for me now, but it's only worth it if you have time to kill, which I usually don't.