Sammy, whatchoo doin' scammin' us like dat you ol' fart? Don't do dat no more, ya hear?
Glad to hear you're doin' okay at the moment. Keep us updated when you can.
And you know what's next, doncha?
Forget all that "
EXIT ONLY" stuff you always say...
C o l o n o s c o p y.
That's right, you're gonna have to man up. You've probably got several stalactites and stalagmites in there and they need to come out before they turn bad.