[MRM]

I control the world zinc market for the Trilateral commission. I worked my way up from a commodities intern as a senior in college to working on metals for them in the field. A few years ago I finally got my own desk controlling the world's zinc market. That's a pretty typical first executive position. If I do well I can work up to Group Leader for all non-ferrous metals, and then finally get into precious metals.

I've had the typical junior executive career along the way - acting as liaison with the other cartels that run the world (the Seven Jewish Bankers, the Chinese and the Masons) causing Third World debt defaults, things like that. I'm especially proud of my work on the Ruble in the early 90s. But mostly I've spent my career cornering metals markets.

My cover story is as an attorney for a mid-sized Midwestern law firm specializing in construction defect and construction materials litigation. Mostly exterior building envelope issues and interior air quality (mold) and related first-party insurance coverage disputes.