[Frank B]

Hey, I like all of the alternative ideas regarding my "Tailgating fixer upper" If only I had a golf ball shooter.. Or maybe just buy a Flatbed GMC.. circa 1964 (sweet Flat six) and have one of my friends drive it while I drive golf balls through the windshields of complete jagoffs.. that'd be somethin' huh?.. I could install snowbord bindings on the bed and click in so as I don't fall down while the driver accelerates and decellerates... dang I'm creative, or wacked, one or the other...... Boy I've been cranky too.. hehee.....Saw a nice cayenne today parked in front of it actually.. the lady in it was shaking her head at me while she was on the phone sitting in the drivers seat, when she got out she asked me if I could move my car because she didn't want to have to back up.. so I said, "Umm, no.) well, she said something I didn't understand, (another language besides english thank you) and slammed her door , then walked by me in a tizzy smelling of disgusting whorish perfume and cigarettes. So, while I was standing there in cosmic disbelief that someone bought this rathole a car, I came up with the idea to wipe a giant booger on her door handle, so, I did. Then I went somewhere else to buy my goddamn Ravioli's.
I suck don't I?.. hehe.. Im know that I'm gonna get hammered for this, wait til my wife reads it, I haven't told her yet. Hehehe....


Frank B