[VINMAN]

When I lived in my last house, I had a brain surgeon across the street from me. ( literally a neurosurgeon...) One day I look out the window, and see him balancing on the top platform of a 8 ft a-frame ladder, holding a pool vacum pole with an electric chainsaw taped to it, over his head trying to cut a 4 inch thick branch off a tree.
Looking at his position, and the way the branch would swing when it fell, I could see the ladder was gonna get knocked right out from under him and he'd fall , probably with the saw landing on part of his body. I thought it best to run out and stop him before he killed himself. ( even though he was a bit of a prick..)
He thanked me for stopping him and helping out, but failed to see the humor when I told him "I hope you dont do your surgeries like this."