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I bought a horse once for $100. I paid for the horse and the farmer said he would deliver the horse on the weekend.
On Saturday the farmer told me my horse had died. I asked for a refund, but he said he'd already spent the money. I told him to bring the horse anyway. I was gonna raffle him off.
I ran into the farmer about a month later. He asked me how my raffle went. I told him it was pretty great! I sold 1000 raffle tickets at $10 a piece. I made nearly $10,000!
He asked me if anybody got pissed off. I told him, "Just the winner. So I gave him his $10 back."
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My work here is nearly finished.
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