[FLYGEEZER]

So..the guy goes into a pet store ands wants something different. Owner sez "I got a talking dog here for $10,000.00" Sure enough the dog talks! Buys dog, takes him to bar...bartender sez "get that dog outta my bar" Guy with the dog sez "This dog can talk" Bartender sez BS! Thinkin' he could get some of his dog investment back on a big wager, owner of the dog sez "Betcha $5000.00 this dog can talk" .....the moneys on the bar... "Ok tell him to talk" from the dog.... silence. Bartender takes the money waged & throws the man & the dog out in the street. Man sez " why didn't you say something..anything, do you know you just cost me another 5 grand? Dog sez " now wait a minute......think of the odds we can get in there tomorrow night" !