Yeah I hear you. My other ride is a Ford. But the cargo box, fuel economy, and the fact that I have to zip around quickly make the UTV a better choice. In fact, I'd love the have a cab, but the doorless setup makes getting in and out a better setup. We have a fast work pace, and the doors would just get in the way. A tractor for that application is a no-go.
Your tilt trailer sounds very interesting though.