LOL, I just read, "Disney Fast Play" with that stupid announcer's voice in my head. My daughter is 12 so mostly grown out of all the Disney movies but occasionally we have to put up with that. The trick was to be ready with the remote so you could quickly skip past the Fast Play to the regular menu. Thankfully newer Blurays allow you to use the pop-up menu to go straight to the movie.
I have this vision in my head of Hugh walking into a room of Disney marketing execs and smacking one of them on the back of the head. "That's for the guys at Pelican."