[scottmandue]

Man walking down the beach finds a bottle, he picks it up and pulls the cork... out comes a genie... he says "thank you for freeing me! I will grant you one wish, whatever you want." So the guy thinks then says "you know I love Hawaii but I HATE to fly, I would like a highway between the mainland and Hawaii!" The genie says "whoa there guy that's a two thousand mile highway over the middle of the Pacific ocean do you have any idea how much land would have to be moved to do such a thing?" The guy thinks for a moment then changes his mind and asks "okay then can you help me understand my wife?" Genie says "So do you want a two lane or four?"