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We three kings of pelican parts
Had a Porsche that had the farts.
When you reved it, it ran quite awesome
But what a rough idle it had...
George and John suggested a way
To test the engine for a few maladies
First obtain some stale cigars
Then pump smoke into the intake manifod
And this will tell you what ails the car
Smoke poured out the ailing engine
What more proof did we'e nee-ed?
First the oil cap was leaking like crazy
So add some saran wrap to seal it up tight
Then the real leaks began to show up
The ICV leaked around the con-nect-or
The throttle body leaked around the shaft too
And worst of all, an injector seal was leaking too
What a big mess we found
Pelican parts might be able to save the day
As luckily these problems were easy to fix
It was just finding them that took en-gin-uity'
And a credit card to order repair parts
Thanks to George and John for the tip
Our Porsche's are now all cured from the farts
What a great day it was
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