The police came to my house last night and showed me a photo. "Is this your wife sir?" they asked. "Yup it sure is" I replied. "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus" the officer tells me. "I know that" I replied "but she's good with the kids".
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"There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule" - Mark Twain
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