[nzporsche944s2]

I have really *tried* to like tequila over the years.

One particular night in Tonga following shots I decided it would great fun to teach the bar girl how to drive in my rental car. The rest of the night is a blank but I woke up in the back seat of the rental next to a beach miles from where I had started with the engine still running and no one else to be seen. Weird