Ever see fake bullet holes on a 'Turbo'? - Well now u have.

[juicersr]

Sorry if this car has been lampooned before, but i simply couldnt believe it's utter hideousness. Stumbled upon it, and like looking at a horribly mutated still-born fetus in a pathology lab speciman jar, couldn't bring myself to look away withouth seeing all the gory details. To top it off, friggin fake bullet holes on the faux 935 wing!!! Only in the south
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Porsche-930-930-935-917-930-935-917-CUSTOM-MONSTER-BADDEST-ROADSTER_W0QQitemZ110363921800QQcmdZViewItemQQptZU S_Cars_Trucks?hash=item110363921800&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245&_trkparms=72%3A1171%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A131 8



"over 730 thats 730 rocken horsepower"
"ABSOLUTLEY NO ONE TO HAVE THIS WILD AND CRAZY LOOK, NOR SPEED, RUN ALONE FOR THE PRICE OF THE ENGINE , A PORSCHE TURBO INTERCOOLED

NOTHING BUT NOTHING HAS THIS LOOK , UNLESS ITS IN A MUSEUM OR A PRIVATE COLLECTION, THE BEST PROMOTION CAR EVER !!!!

Let's hope that no real 930 was harmed in the making of this monstrosity.

[TimT]

bimbo brakes

[dewolf]

Wish I had some of those 'bimbo brakes'....

[equality72521]

Well you need bimbo brakes with that car because all you will attract is bimbos.

[Shadetree930]

From the ad ...

"REMEMBER THE CAR IS A 1987 PORSCHE 911 CONVERTIBLE , SO IT HAS BEEN HIGHLY CUSTOMIZED, HAS METAL FRONT AND FIBERGLASS BACK"


So ... it began life as a standard 911 cab? The 3.3 was wedged in sometime later? A check of the VIN confirms both.

Not sure of those are bullet holes or wing adjustments?

Not my style fer sure.

[Tug68]

That is HORIBLE!!!!

[930gt-40r]

for that money- buy it, strip the whole rear end off, ditch the Eagle Talon bumper, ditch the fenders, and replace with stock appearing carbon-fiber bits from Getty design. Then you would have some fun.
Must really kick a$$ knowing you have the stoping power of bimbos...

[juicersr]

Originally Posted by Shadetree930

Not sure of those are bullet holes or wing adjustments?

Not my style fer sure.

I think ur right. I guess the car just screamed 'Barrett Jackson Redneck' so hard that i visualized the F-150 faux holes.

[juicersr]

Originally Posted by 930gt-40r

for that money- buy it, strip the whole rear end off, ditch the Eagle Talon bumper, ditch the fenders, and replace with stock appearing carbon-fiber bits from Getty design. Then you would have some fun.
..

Good idea. Is that a speedster windshield?

[Craig 930 RS]

That's b!tchin'.

[cl8ton]

From the rear it looks 935'ish (getting a little jiggy there) and from the front it looks like a Pontiac <...fill in whatever model here...>
One has to ask the question, all that work took time and $$$ so what the hell was the builder thinking?

[nocarrier]

Wasn't there a red or maroon one for sale on e-bay a little while ago with the same body kit?

[carslutt]

i need someone to replace the memories of reading that add and seeing its photos with something more worth admitting to my self i bothered to look at. ahah.... what a hunk of holy oh-no!

[Noah930]

Originally Posted by nocarrier

Wasn't there a red or maroon one for sale on e-bay a little while ago with the same body kit?

That's what I recall. Unless there are TWO 935 cabriolet replicas in Ft. Lauderdale with Eagle Talon front ends! Imagine that, pulling up to a stoplight thinkin' you're so unique, and having ANOTHER 935 cab w/Eagle Talon nose pull up next to you! Man, I'd be pissed!

BTW, are those really fake bullet holes, or just adjustment screws for the multi-element wing?

[boostfix]

c'mon....it just needs a colour change.

[Reaper930]

Does anybody remember that ebay monstrosity that was purple/red/black airbrush looking with a death cage? Its the same damn car - just someone repainted it yellow and is now trying to pass it off again. Someone kill this thing already, that car is just **shudders** terrible....ugh.

[Reaper930]

God just killed a kitten...btw...due to the creation of this "thing"...

[RarlyL8]

You sure the bullit holes are fake? He may have taken that car to a PCA event.

[A930Rocket]

WTF are these two abortions?

Actually, I know they hide the hideous Batman rollbars.

[930gt-40r]

Originally Posted by A930Rocket

WTF are these two abortions?

Hahahaha- thats great! Dont know what the hell they are either.