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Did I just devalue my low mileage 930? Friend farted on my seat.
I'm really worried about this, you think the methane from my friends fart will deteriorate the leather? We are no longer friends over this. I can't believe he did this!
I'm really concerned. J/K. I'm with Ronnie, the worries of some are getting more and more comical. Guess I'm jealous I'm not in some of your positions.  IMR-Merlin, if you're reading this, sending photos shortly. |
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?!?!
Ronknees' always pays $20 extra for that "service", but it's in his face. |
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he started it!
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03-27-2015, 04:46 AM
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03-27-2015, 05:16 AM
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Sorry Tippy, with collectors driving the market your car will never be worth 100k now that it's been farted on. People are looking for pristine cars and they want them to be historically perfectly accurate. If you can verify the car was farted on by the original factory workers or by Dr. Porsche himself, that's real provenance and worth a lot.
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03-27-2015, 05:45 AM
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It really all depends on whose a$$ the methane was emitted from,
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03-27-2015, 05:53 AM
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LOL yall.
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03-27-2015, 05:56 AM
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Droppin' one in from the top is what it's all about.
That's why they invented sunroofs, so you could poof from your roof not lather your seat
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03-27-2015, 06:08 AM
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Picture or it didn't happen. Er........wait, never mind.
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Keep threads like this coming - keeps the riff raff away.
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All my cars have no value based on this thread.
Sure I do it too now and again but it's my fart. My farts are more interesting. But my kids ruin every car I get into. I used to think it funny to ruin an isle at the store, but my car? That's not funny bro. We used to drive two cars on trips for this reason. My wife would drive all her and her farting masterminds in that car and my car was the fart free zone. Fart in my car and you ride with the devil......in the other car. I've been reduced to one kid in mine and the rest in the other car. Hey, they knew what they were getting into when they let it fly.
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03-27-2015, 09:04 AM
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03-27-2015, 09:30 AM
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If at least one of your passengers hasn't crapped themselves a lil bit after asking you to show them what the fuss is all about, you are not doing it right...bonus points for foul language and dirty looks when you finally stop laughing...
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03-27-2015, 09:34 AM
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My dog farted in mine,I guess I might as well crush it now as anyone who owns a dog knows they can be wicked bad.
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03-27-2015, 10:44 AM
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Hehe
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03-27-2015, 10:56 AM
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I store my uneaten french fries with my spare coffee under the seat, do you think I am going to take hit on re-sale?
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03-27-2015, 11:19 AM
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Wait...you allowed a DOG in your 930?!? Holy sheet man...you may as well crush it. Sheesh! Next thing you're gonna say the car has been driven in the RAIN!
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