I remember blowing beer out of my nose watching an episode of Anthony Bourdain's "Parts Unknown" where he was in the south and they were butchering a hog for a huge cookout.
They got to the part where they placed the hog carcass in scalding water and began the process of removing the hair and bristles until "..it was slicker and cleaner than a Kardashian's 'taint!".
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