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Originally Posted by NotaBRG
A weasel walks in to a bar.
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Oh, we've sunk that low? OK.
A pod of porpoises were heavy partiers. Wife swapping, drinking squid ink - they engaged in all sorts of lewd and lascivious behavior. One male said he wanted to "date" his friend's porpoise wife while being serenaded by a flock of myna birds. The friend, being the Bohemian porpoise that he was, swam down to Mexico to get a flock of mynas. On the way back he was arrested by the Coast Guard as soon as he entered US waters - the charge....
Transporting Mynas across the border for immoral porpoises.